its...swine flu?! ...i went to the doctor today and apparently the proper name for "everything's-going-wrong-with-my-body-itis" is actually "swine flu." hm. who knew? it has now turned into some sort of interal infection in my sinuses and lungs, which is just peachy. and while i'm no longer contagious, i was on friday. so to anyone that i saw/touched/breathed on, i'm so sorry if you catch it. consider this post my apology. and to make it up to you, i'll leave you with a joke or two...
what do you call a pig thief? a hamburglar!
what do you call a pig with no legs? a groundhog!
what do pigs like with chow mein? sooey sauce!...you're welcome.
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